Today in our production of Romeo and Juliet the part of Juliet will be played by none other than Bert.
All good actors have their own dresser. Bert is no different. Chief works endless grooming Bert in preparation for the part.
And grooms - and grooms.
Finally Bert's prep is completed by Chief and Bert is ready for his close up.
The crowd anxiously awaits the beginning of the play and they are especially looking forward to the balcony scene.
"Romeo, Romeo, where are you, Chief?" - Bert
"Oh how embarrassing! I can't believe I blew my line!" - Bert
Well - it looks like Bert won't be pursuing the acting career much longer. This Comedy of Errors is over and it appears to have been Much Ado about Nothing. Measure for Measure this may have been a poor Winter's Tale but I'll end here - As you Like it.