CRAP! Now I have another thing I want to do but will probably never get around to. So April Fool on me.
If I don't write this book by 2014 (give myself 5 years and time for you to forget this promise) I'll tell you the great plot so someone who would actually write it can use the plot and we all can enjoy a new knitting mystery. Don't hold your breath.
I'll just sit and stare at the wall until you write your book. - Chief